You are a middle-aged person who has been in a committed monogamous relationship for over 15 years. You have built a life together and sworn to love each other for better or for worse and in sickness and in health. You have until now been madly in love and believed you would die old together.
For the purposes of this debate, worms are sentient creatures who cannot verbally communicate, apart from one day a year when they can verbally communicate on Halloween. Just over 10% of humans that turn into worms turn back into humans. Your partner has turned into a worm.

For the purposes of this debate, the number of votes someone can have in an election can exceed the normal one vote per person.

Every week, your family holds a board game night. Unfortunately, you, as the youngest child (2nd/3rd grader), always lose and are teased relentlessly. The winner of the game night is exempt from chores until the next game night.